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Catopedia

Catopedia is a new method of tuition, developed by Mikhael Rozinas. The main idea of this revolutionary approach is usage of cats for transmission of knowledge from a professor to a student.
For the sake of justice we should admit that M.Rozinas was not the first who tried to use animals in education. The first such attempt described in The Bible, but fatal consequences of usage serpents in education stopped investigators of future experiments for millenniums.
The next attempt was undertaken in Soviet Union, where donkeys were widely used for delivering Marxist theory and the history of the Communist Party to students. This experiment failed. Evidently, the reason of failure is wrong selection of animals as well as the study subject: this load was unbearable even for these unpretentious creatures.
True selection of animal kind and proper method of their application in education was discovered only recently by M.Rozinas. “Cats – and cats only” – says this famous thinker - “could transfer knowledge from professor to pupil!”

Method of usage, proposed by M.Rozinas, also was highly original. Like all ingenious solutions, this one is very simple. None additional medium like apples or boxes with printed books required. You simply put a cat on an information source (in our case –professor), give it sufficient time to soak knowledge, and put the cat on the target (i.e. student). The cat excretes absorbed information on the pupil, who easily accepts these cat’s excrements!
As a true scientist, M.Rozinas did the first dangerous experiment on himself and his daughter. In order to minimize risk, he selected several kittens instead of grown up cat and let them freely walk on his own body. Cautiously selected subject also was very simple: proof of the main theorem of algebra.
During a couple of minutes kittens absorbed the proof. They even soaked in Sturm theorem on separation of real roots of algebraic equations; therefore M.Rozinas was forced squeeze excessive information.
Then professor’s daughter Helene bravely did her part of the historical experiment.

The success was complete: after five minutes she become familiar with all details of the proof!
Niece of the professor, Helene Gozales, was the first who used new method. Like her uncle, she used her own son Viktor for first experiments.

No doubt that a cat Fly and her kittens justly shared the glory of the invention. “I never could do what I did without her assistance!” – said the professor.
After application of the achievement to education process in the University, M.Rozinas continued his research. He developed special device, attached to usual telephone, for on-line catopedia.
Now famous scientist worked on expanding catopedia to Internet, using virtual cats. Experiments, done with virtual cat Felix (product of AdTools, Inc.), gave first positive results.
You can participate in these experiments and absorb information (multiplication table) that M.Rozinas charged in this nice virtual creature. Click here to download Felix, but don’t forget that it is a product of AdTools, Inc.

Professor's daughter Helene Tarakanova also participates in research. Like her father, she is talented software developer and mathematician with analitycal cast of mind. She investigates the role of separate parts of cat's body in catopedia. Here you can become familiar with her latest achievement.